Thursday, July 28, 2016

夜上海 Ye Shanghai Teochew Porridge


Man, looking at that photo just makes me hungry again. Along Henderson Road (near junction of Bukit Merah) is the most awesome Teochew Porridge place ever. Most awesome because the food is great, it's incredibly cheap for the amount, and it opens practically 24 hours. The porridge is brown because I added the Pig Trotter sauce into it. It's great.

Also, how cool is the name?

To eat:
Teochew Porridge, I personally think their Pig Trotter is out of this world for the price, their Otak is great (and I don't even normally eat spicy food), everything else I've had is pretty good, the Chye Poh Egg is pretty nice too. I don't usually eat fish at these place so I can't comment on that.

Cost:
That picture cost me $6.70. Considering that my market sells half a raw pig trotter at $4, I'm not really sure how I'm getting away with all that. Every single time I've ordered the pig trotter I get a huge chunk of it, maybe I'm lucky I don't know. I know that every time I've eaten there, regardless of the combination of dishes I always pay less than I expect to.

Pros:
Cheap, good, plentiful HDB parking, open almost 24 hours.

Cons:
Yet another coffeeshop, so if you're sick of that, tough luck. They don't actually have steamed egg, which is a little annoying since I really like that. But the Chye Poh Egg makes up for it. The queue is almost always pretty long (good sign) but it moves fast unlike Tai Hwa. I hate queues and I'm actually okay with this one. Closed on Tuesdays.

Opening hours:
1030am - 530am 6 days a week (closed on Tuesdays)

Address:
116 Bukit Merah View (Henderson Road) 151116

Sunday, July 17, 2016

Seow Choon Hua Restaurant (Foo Chow Fishball Noodles)


Tucked away in the Haji Lane / Beach Road area is this place that I chanced upon purely by accident. I'm generally not a fan of Fishball Noodles, but this place was pretty good. We ordered both the soup and dry versions just to try, I was quite happy with my soup noodles because it wasn't clear soup (the auto-fail metric), and it was actually pretty flavourful. The Foo Chow fishballs are also did not have the characteristic smoothness of a factory-produced fishball. Some further investigation reveals that this place indeed does still make its fishballs by hand, the same way it has been doing so for the past 70 years.

(70 years! Dafaq that is mind boggling)

*Disclaimer: I don't regularly eat fish ball noodles, so I may not have the most expert opinion on this specific item. Still, general food quality metrics all apply.

To eat:
Foo Chow Fishball Noodles

Cost:
$5 a bowl? I think? I actually forgot, but it was cheap for the amount of fishballs for sure.

Pros:
Hand made fishballs. Quaint little coffeeshop run by a few happy aunties. It has a very old-world, unpretentious feel to it. It felt like I was teleported back maybe 20-30 years, the sort of place that I usually don't find in Singapore anymore. And while I have only tried the fishball noodles I hear they have other good stuff like the Red Wine Soup with Noodles and Meat. Quite empty when I was there at 8pm. It's also located near the Malay heritage area and Haji lane which makes for a good dinner before going for other activities.

Cons:
Not the easiest place to get to via MRT, the closest is Nicoll Highway and still a 10-minute walk away. I also hear that it is quite crowded during lunch time and crowd + queue + heat is not a good combination.

Opening Hours:
10am - 10pm daily.

Address:

33 Sultan Gate Singapore 198481

Monday, July 4, 2016

Swee Choon Tim Sum Restaurant


My photo at Swee Choon


Obviously I'm not really getting the hang of this "food blogging" thing because my first instinct is always to eat and not take pictures. The only picture I managed to get of my favourite Dim Sum place in Singapore is just a bunch of completely emptied out plates. I would point out how that shows you the food is really good that we finished every last scrap, but I know people don't work that way so I found a nice picture with actual food in it.

I've been eating here since it was just one unit, since then it has slowly taken over all its neighbours and now it's 4 units. It's that good.

To eat:
Um...where do I start. I've come here countless times, and eaten countless dishes, and vast majority of them range between good and very, very good. There have been a couple of duds from time to time, but here's a list of what I've had which I feel are top tier picks which are less commonly ordered.

Law Mai Kai (glutinous chicken rice). This was truly my surprise find here. Nowhere else in Singapore have I eaten better Law Mai Kai. Freshly steamed in a little metal tray, the rice is done just nice, no hard bits, tasty and fragrant. Chicken meat is tender and juicy, and you get a nice little mushroom on top. Truly excellent dish, I always have this when I go there, which pretty much precludes me from eating any other staple unless I share.

Deep Fried Crispy Fish Skin. Many places have this item, but it doesn't take away from the epic sinfulness that is fried fish skin.

Salted Egg Yolk Custard Bun. I really like this, but I feel that you have to eat it really quickly after it serves because it deteriorates extremely quickly. Other than that, it's quite fantastic. Good amounts of custard and the bun is soft and hot.

Swee Choon Mee-Suah Kueh. I don't know why, but this seems to generate very polarized reviews. I personally like it quite a lot, some people think it's distinctly average. I guess it just has to do with whether you like fried mee suah.

Baked BBQ Pork Pastry. I pretty much all but gave up eating this ever, even in dim sum restaurants, because they never made it the same as it used to be. Nowadays the skin is always oil-soaked and powdery. Until one day someone ordered this here, and whoa it restored some faith in this item for me.

Deep Fried Salt and Pepper Squid Tentacles. A little on the pricey side for the portion ($6, but you don't get a great amount of it), but it's good. A cheaper variant is the Deep Fried Salt and Pepper Mushroom, you do get a little bit more stuff for your buck, but squid is more expensive than mushrooms.

Smoked Duck Breast with Black Pepper. I'm quite a fan of this. The meat is not dry at all even though it's breast meat,  because it's smoked just nice. Still got that little bit of juice left to make it great.

Steamed Silken Egg. It actually feels like silk like its name. Smooth and flows like water. Mm.

Other regular items like Char Siew Bao, Har Kow and Siew Mai are good staples, still good to have although you can get equally good ones in other places, although probably not for this price.

I also quite like Fried Hor Fun with Shrimp in Creamy Egg Sauce, although for some reason this dish doesn't seem to have nearly the same consistency as others. Sometimes it comes off a little plain, although the last time I went it was great (hence the picture with everything gone).

The Plain La Mian with Onion and Oil is an interesting option because I actually like this style of noodles. It's sort of like Chinese Aglio Olio. I've had it once and I liked it, but I couldn't really justify eating plain noodles for that price, especially when I always order the Lor Mai Kai.

Cost:
Some dim sum items can seem a tad pricey ($1.80 for 2 Siew Mai for example), until you realize that dim sum everywhere is just as expensive, not counting the pretty lousy ones u get from the coffeeshop steamers. Each dish is generally ~$5 on average, some at $8 for the more exotic ones. From experience, going in a group lets you try out a huge variety of good food, and normally costs less than $20 a person.

Pros:
It's great value for money. This is the BEST dim sum place in Singapore, NOT EVEN CLOSE. Opens until late at night, has free parking after 5pm (but it only opens at 6pm, ha!) and it even has different seating options. You have to queue for the air-con area, but if you're okay with sitting in the alley or even like me actively prefer it, just take a seat right away. I've never had to queue for a seat ever, despite it being arguably the best dim sum place in Singapore. I'm not sure whether it's because people prioritize air-con that much, or because they don't know the secret alley area. Either way, I'd like to keep it a secret, which makes absolutely no sense for me to write about it here.

Cons:
Parking can get difficult because it's free. Across the road is paid parking, but even then sometimes it's hard to find a lot. Other than that, none. Oh, it's closed on Tuesday, and only opens for dinner and supper. Which doesn't bother me.

Random Trivia:
ShiGGa Shay's LimPeh MTV was filmed in the exact back alley where you can sit and eat. Clearly I come here too much if I could recognize the setting from the MTV.

Opening Hours:
6pm-6am, closed every Tuesday

Address:
183-191 Jalan Besar, 208882

Saturday, July 2, 2016

Brussels Sprouts (Robertson Quay)


This is quite a deviation from the usual food I post, but I was here today and these were some mighty fine chicken wings. Add to the fact that this is quite a good chillax place in the afternoon and serves alcohol with happy hour (for those of you who drink) makes this an interesting find. I don't normally find myself raving over bars because I feel like I can always get better for less elsewhere, but I would actually come back here again because the ambience and lack of crowd is attractive.

To eat:
Belgian Beer-Marinated Chicken Wings. This was the only item on the menu I had, so I can't make any comment about the rest.

Cost:
As with bar snacks, these are pretty expensive. $10 for 3 wings, or $18 for 6 (before tax).

Pros:
Meat was well marinated and juicy, with just that little bit of oil when you bite into it. Skin is crispy and well-fried. Neither too oily nor dry, it was a very satisfying meal for me. Place also serves alcohol, for those of you looking for a drink in town. It was Happy Hour when I went, and they had two pints at $16 (before tax). I don't drink, but the people I went with seemed pretty happy with the deal. We had outdoor seating which was close to the river, but there was good amount of tree shade which made it okay even at 5pm.

Cons:
Obviously expensive if you don't consider the fact that it's a bar. Not particularly accessible, the walk from Clark Quay MRT is ~15mins. Also, there were a fair bit of mosquitoes so if you hate those you might want to sit indoors.

Opening Hours:
12pm - 11pm (Sun-Thu)
12pm - 12am (Fri, Sat)

Address:
#01-12 The Pier @ Robertson, 80 Mohamed Sultan Rd, 239013